I’m going to come over on Saturday. Do you have any special plans?
Me: No (Never shows up.)
-My Wife and I need your help.
-I have a doctor’s appointment and I need your help.
-I have this and I need your help.
-I’m in the hospital for stealing a million dollars and I need you to pick up my get away car.
Can you help me?
SOME TIME later.
Oh.. Yeah Era never mind I don’t need your help anymore.