Ring….

Ring….

Ring…..

Hey Era.

I’m going to come over on Saturday. Do you have any special plans?

Me: No (Never shows up.)

-My Wife and I need your help.

-I have a doctor’s appointment and I need your help.

-I have this and I need your help.

-I’m in the hospital for stealing a million dollars and I need you to pick up my get away car.

Can you help me?

Me: Yes.

SOME TIME later.

Ring…

Ring…

Ring….

Oh.. Yeah Era never mind I don’t need your help anymore.

Me: Ok….Click

#Donttestme